The Dollar $ign: Clubbers Guide: Ministry of Sound Kuala Lumpur

A few nights ago, my friends and I decided to paint the town red.

I had to sneak out for this night out and for what? Only for a dance floor filled with an array of "shitheads"(Leong, 2010).

So readers, you are in for a treat by the Clubbing Queen herself.

An exclusive critique or an exclusive insight if you will, of the Ministry of Sound London club in Kuala Lumpur (Lawl)

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Club:

Ministry of Sound Kuala Lumpur

Location:

Sunway

I didnt like the place where we had to line up outside though.

Decor:

Not too shabby!

VIP section:

EXCLUSIVE ;)

M, S and C seemed to have enjoyed the exclusivity

and so did I ;)

Main Room:

Alright. Big enough dance floor

R, N and I trying to enjoy the music.

Techno Room:

Full of shuffling shufflers! The music wasn't to bad actually!

Hey Mr. DJ play TIESTO FOR GODS SAKE!

No, M and I aren't trying to Shuffle, unforch :)

RnB Room:

WHAT RnB room? no like seriously, to those who have been there.

Please tell me where it is?

Smokers Lounge:

Full of Mat Rempits trying to act cool but only acting a fool :P. Nevertheless, we had to wait out there for the club to pick up! but I loved the company!

The Boys,

The Girls,

and the BOLD!

Toilets:

CLEAN! ME LIKEY!

Music Selection:

One Word. Shit.ake Mushroom. Well 2 if you put it that way haha!

They didn't play my anthem "TIK TOK" or "INSOMNIA" or "CELEBRATION"!!!

EHPICK PHAIL!

But the boys had their fun anyways!

And so did us girls - A, R and I :)

DJs:

Can MOS please hire better DJ's especially for the main room? I mean heck the guy couldn't even mix properly!!

We had fun on MY PODIUM thank the lord!

A and I showing KL how it's DONE.

Without having to spread them legs!

like those chicks who don't know how to treat that podium right!

WARNING WARNING WARNING!

Lotsa trannies showing their junk on the podium tho! UHOH!

so don't get too close or they'll LOVE YOU LONG TIME!

WARNING WARNING WARNING!

Crowd:

Oh God. I can tell you what the crowd was

NOT in anyway:

Classy

1 in every 3 people were perverts and delinquents.

Pretty

do they not know how to dress?

Who the hell wears runners and hoodies in clubs?

GEEZUZ! a little more effort puhlease?

and then there were

These kids - J,W, W and I

Me & I! My MELBOURNE UNI BABIES!! -

which made the night even better!

Publicity:

okay this is the thing that shits me.

MOS said that if you enter The Deq before 10pm, we get in for free. THE BOYS DIDN'T thankfully they were willing to pay. As for the girls. It was LADIES NIGHT anyways.

MOS also said PATRICK OLIVER was going to play. NOT SOME FUCKED UP BANGLA who can't mix for SHIT.

Overall:

I rate this club 5/10.

I had to get extra tipsy to enjoy my night because it was that SHITAKE MUSHROOM.

So yes my night was super duper expensive.

I wouldn't go back unless PATRICK OLIVER was playing.

Also I would wait to go back to Seven in Melbourne. Actually anywhere that is not MOS would fine.

If it's your first time, do bring heaps of mates. It'll only make the night bearable in MOS.

So anyway,